I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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