just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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