I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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