okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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