Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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