Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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