Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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