youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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