Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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