Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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