i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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