so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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