I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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