He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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