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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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