Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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