the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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