morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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