As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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