You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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