In the future we'll all be gay
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
accomplished twins. life is a go
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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