We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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