For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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