this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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