dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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