We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
