do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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