I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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