I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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