I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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