hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
40s are totally the cure
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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