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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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