is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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