Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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