we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.