Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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