You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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