Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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