I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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