If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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