New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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