singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
In America we eat man semen.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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