Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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