My friends, they love my intelligence
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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