Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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