When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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