I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i think i just lost a toe
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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