none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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