u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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