I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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