If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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