How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
They have beer where we have blood.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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