did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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