You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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