did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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